he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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