i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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