I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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