i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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