awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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