Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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