Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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