The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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