Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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