If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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