Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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