My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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