real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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