the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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