Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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