Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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