So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
