Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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