I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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