If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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