Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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