drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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