fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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