Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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