it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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