You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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