just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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