Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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