I cockslap morals
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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