and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
FUCK WHALES
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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