Kiss
Puke
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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