This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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