do herpes really smell.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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