I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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