He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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