tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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