he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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