If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Holy sore nipples Batman
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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