very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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