Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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