I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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