you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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