What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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