On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Dicks are not precious.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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