He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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