her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
