Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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