can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Damn victory sex feels great
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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