i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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