so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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