are you still at the devil's house?
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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