pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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