these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I won't apologize to a one balled man
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
