My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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