P.S. I can't hear my feet
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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