So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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