You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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Do I have a choice?
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Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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